Nuthin get's this Hillbilly angrier than when you go to someones house and they got that single ply terlet paper like you find in a porta pooper on the wrong side of town. You know they ain't got that stuff in their personal bathroom!! NOOOO, they got that Quilted stuff that makes yer fanny purty.
So what are they sayin? "We don't really want our friends and family to have comfortable bottoms when they visit"? or maybe even " you people are obvious terlet paper thieves so we are going to concede to yer criminal behavior with paper you wouldn't want to steal"!!
Which is it? You think we ain't good enuff fer yer fancy paper? Or do you think we are part of an international conspiracy of terlet paper thieves?
I think it's shameful. My wife/goat demands that our guest outhouse is always full of all the pleasantries one would expect of a fine upstanding family such as our own. So when you come to visit the Hillbilly's, know your bottom will be treated with the upmost kindness!!
see yall at the fishin hole!
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